Dave reckons anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints.
Katie will one day get even... with all the people that have helped her.
Dave Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Katie People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
Dave Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Katie Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Dave I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
Katie I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
Dave I've always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
Katie TEIAM - problem solved
Dave never questions authority, he annoys authority. More effect, less effort.
Katie never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
Dave Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
Continued.....
Dave Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
Katie "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
Dave is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
Katie Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
Dave is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Katie is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
Dave just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
Katie would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.
Dave believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
Katie ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
Dave Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
Katie is Loading ████████████ 99%
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